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What is Clarabelle's favorite party game?
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A.
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Moo-sical chairs.
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Q.
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What insect was the king of the wild frontier?
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A.
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Davey Cricket.
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Q.
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What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
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A.
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"I'm all ears!"
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Q.
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space?
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A.
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He wanted to find Pluto.
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Q.
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Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
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A.
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Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
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Q.
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What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
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A.
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Moby Duck.
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What's Minnie's favorite thing to wear?
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A.
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A Minnie-skirt.
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Q.
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Why do airplane pilots always fly past Peter Pan's home?
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A.
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They see the sign that says Never Land.
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Q.
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What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
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A.
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Sour Grapes.
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Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
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A.
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He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Q.
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How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
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A.
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Mouserable.
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Q.
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What do you call Daisy Duck when she leads the orchestra?
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A.
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A con-duck-tor.
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Q.
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What does Baloo need to live?
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A.
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The Bear Necessities.
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Q.
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What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
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A.
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Winnie the P.U.
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Q.
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Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
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A.
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The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
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Q.
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Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
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A.
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He thought he might get a hole in one.
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Q.
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Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
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A.
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Because she's the fairest of them all.
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Q.
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Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
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A.
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She was looking for a date.
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Q.
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How does Clarabelle Cow feel when she's sad?
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A.
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Moo-dy
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Q.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe for a year?
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A.
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Stinker Bell
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Q.
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What kind of vegetable do you get when Dumbo walks through your
garden?
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A.
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Squash
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Q.
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What do you get when you cross Huey, Dewey & Louie with a cow?
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A.
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Quackers and Milk
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Q.
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Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
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A.
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Because he wanted to see Pluto.
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Q.
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What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse Asked if he was
listening?
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A.
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I'm all ears!
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Q.
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Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in
Disneyland?
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A.
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She had been told that someday her Prints would come.
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Q.
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What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating diner?
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A.
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That hit the spot.
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Q.
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When does Mickey put up his new calendar?
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A.
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On new ears eve.
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Q.
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Which state reminds Mickey of his gal?
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A.
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Minniesota
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Q.
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How did Mickey feel when he first saw Minnie?
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It was glove at first sight.
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What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
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Mice cream
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What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?
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A Duxedo
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What is a pirates’ favorite restaurant?
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Arrrgh-by’s
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Why did the pirate take his mother to the movie theater with him?
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Because the movie was rated “arrrrrrrgh”
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Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
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Because the carton said concentrate.
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Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?
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Because he was horse.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
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A.
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She kept running away from the ball.
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